I wish to state at the outset, some of the content of this post is just a joke.
I have been pondering on suicide inducing actions you could take, if you were contemplating such a course, but were a little unsure of whether it was the correct course to take. (Yes, as someone once commented, I am unnerving. Sometimes I unnerve myself!)
Try going into clothing shops, taking a selection of garments into the fitting room, strip off your 'what the bloody hell was I thinking to come out wearing THIS?? In public??' garments, & take a good look in the mirror.
You will want to hastily redon your uglies, & slink out, to find a suitable place for your demise.
Often the suspicion that you should remove yourself from other's vision/and/or establishment, is preluded by the horrified, lip curling, sneering look you receive from the shop attendant, as her eyes widen in disgust, & slide up & down your 'presence'.
Sort of a "How dare you defile my elegant emporium, with your ugly shabbiness?" look.
Imagine then, that you have finally found a garment that you think you could wear, without inducing self destructive urges. You go to purchase said item.
The assistant's eyes widen with alarm, almost disbelief. "You want to take it?" she gasps.
You find yourself wondering if your choice can really be that bad. I suppose the assistant is just hoping that no one will know what brand it is, or where you purchased the garment.
I am interspersing some more photos my cousin's wife took of Poultry in England.
Just a little light relief, you might say.
I think these are ducks?
Another self destructive pointer, is the fact that it is all going to be downhill from hereon.
The Arthritis is just going to get worse. Those ridiculous expensive tablets you bought, thinking they might just work, have been a complete & utter waste of good money. All that has been achieved there, has been the padding to the bank account of some 'health
This is a fluffy little individual!
The sight of this comical little hen? makes me smile. Almost induces the will to live once more.